Pet Lovers

We finally left behind the floodplain of shit and came down into a valley near the lower portion of Bi-Mecca. Inside was a massive group of people who had surrounded a giant three-headed dog. They appeared to be arguing about how to keep the dog happy or at least how to get it to like them. After a few moments of deliberation the giant dog attacked one of the people and ate him. "This is where people who have obnoxious pets go. Since in life they relied on the emotional security of at least their bitchy dog liking them, they are now forced to spend eternity trying to get an awful demon dog to love them. Whenever one of them tries to pet one of the three-headed dogs, they get eaten alive. Then the dog shits them out and the process starts all over again." As we drew closer one of the Cerebri bounded over to us and watched to see what we would do. "I fucking hate dogs," I said. Faulkner agreed and we threw rocks at it. "In order to get by, you have to treat it like an animal with no feelings. In other words, like an animal rather than a person." We both scolded the dog for nipping at us and Faulkner smacked it on the nose for good measure. "So does this validate my opinion about dogs?" I asked. "Not really. Lots of people have beautiful relationships with their pets. But if a dog is an asshole, then it's an asshole. It needs to be disciplined like anything else." The valley continued on for a ways, and we had soon left the pet lovers behind as we followed its course.