Snake Pit

We began to approach the edge of the plains and I saw that the entire land mass suddenly dropped off. All along the sides were thousands of snakes squirming and struggling with lots of screaming people who were aimlessly running around. I saw a few people I recognized from college: girls with really big boobs and guys who were really thin but had small dicks. "These are people who live in denial of their sexuality and judge others who express it freely," Faulkner said. We all know who these people are. Scared people who think guys only like them because their boobs are big, guys who are afraid they are unattractive. They abstain from being anything but friends with the opposite sex and are always disgusted by other people's sexual experiences. "I remember when I was younger I used to think really lowly of people in highschool who only cared about sleeping with girls," I commented. "Then I lost my virginity and wished I could've taken it all back." Faulkner and I paused as a snake began attacking a guy's privates and then did some equally unspeakable things to a girl. "One time I had to take this Japanese painter who'd gotten lost in life through the tour. He fucking loved this stuff. I dunno, it's just sorta creepy to me," Faulkner explained. We both were glad to leave that strange place.